O Sharafantah, until when will you stay far from Allah!!
Why, Sheikh?! Don't I pray with you in the mosque, read the Quran, and treat no one unjustly?!
True, but you deny the Prophetic Sunnah.
But Allah attributed the Sunnah to Himself and did not attribute it to any human, neither a prophet nor anyone else: ﴿Sunnah of 👈Allah👉 in those who passed away before; and you will never find in the Sunnah of 👈Allah👉 any change.﴾
So you are here to teach us the religion!!
Don't you know that the Ummah has reached a consensus on this matter, and it is not permissible to deviate from the consensus (Ijma)?
But Allah Almighty says: ﴿And if you obey most of those upon the earth, they will mislead you from the way of Allah. They follow not except assumption.﴾ According to the Quran, the majority is censured, not praised, because they follow assumptions.
No, my son. There are narrations that are "Agreed Upon" and considered definitive (Qat'i), not just probabilistic (Zhanni), like the narrations agreed upon by the two Sheikhs (Bukhari & Muslim).
Who are the "two Sheikhs"? When did they agree, and who gave them the authority to speak on behalf of Muslims? I personally never gave anyone a proxy to speak for me. Narrations are probabilistic, not definitive. If you see them as definitive, then prove their validity to me.
And how do you want me to prove it to you?!
First, I will ask you a question.
Go ahead.
Is everything in Bukhari and Muslim authentic (Sahih)?
Yes, it is Sahih, and the entire Ummah has agreed upon it.
Sheikh, a side question: Is the Shia branch of the Ummah included in this consensus?
Sharafantah, do not argue or debate, or you will fall into the forbidden.
Alright, Sheikh. I won't ask strange questions again so I don't drift away from the faith.
Well, my question is: There is a narration that says: "Whoever eats seven Ajwa dates in the morning will not be harmed that day by poison or magic." This narration is found in the two Sahihs: Bukhari No. 5445 and Muslim No. 2047.
Yes, this is an authentic and "Agreed Upon" narration.
Great. I want you to practically apply this narration to yourself. Eat seven Ajwa dates in the morning—don't worry, I'll buy them at my expense—and then I'll give you poison to drink to prove the validity of this narration. Can you do this to prove the authenticity of the narrations you defend as sacred "second revelation"? Surely, someone confident in their beliefs wouldn't be afraid.
Hmph! Someone has surely messed with your mind and filled it with secular and satanic ideas.
Alright, I got my answer. But by the way, Sheikh, the same Bukhari told us that the Prophet was bewitched by a (Jew), the same Bukhari said the Prophet died poisoned by a (Jewess), and the same Bukhari told us that the Prophet died while his armor was mortgaged to a (Jew)!! Glory be to Allah, and the same Bukhari told us that the Prophet ordered the expulsion of Jews from the Arabian Peninsula... so where did all these Jews come from?!
Curse you! May your mother be bereft of you, and may Allah have mercy on Bukhari.